Well I don’t know about all of you, but I certainly had a good Christmas. I got some really cool things, a few I had a sneaky suspicion I might be receiving…others not even a clue. For starters the food dehydrator and jerky making kits is awesome. I have already made three batches, once I master the art of meat curing I plan to move on to veggies and fruits. Second, I love my new mini-blood pressure monitor. It’s so small I could wear it under my suit, well except that it’s a little loud when it’s inflating. Also, I got some new house shoes that could pass for regular loafers – that’s right I plan to wear them out to the store, gas station, bank, anywhere. I have no shame. On the other hand, I think that most of my family liked the things that I picked up for them. My mother already has the automatic composter up and running. Let’s just hope that the compost works well. Also, my sister like her jumbo candy jar filled to the brim with all different flavors of gums. My other sister also got a steamer, I have one and I know she will love it. Oh, also I got a real candy dispenser for my desk at work. Awesome! Still to come: a blazer, dress pants, and some new cowboy boots. I wasn’t able to find any I liked or the correct size prior to Christmas.
Now comes the hard part: 1) finding room for all of my new gifts, and 2) paying off all the ones I bought for other people. :-)
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
I'm in a bit of a pickle...
I was beginning to think that I had permanently damaged my taste buds due to over consumption of sour candy and pickled things. However, my fears were dispelled yesterday at lunch at work. Here lately, all of the pickles that I have bought have had an “off flavor.” And don’t think that I just bought a different brand and have yet to become accustomed to their flavor. I ONLY buy/eat two brands of pickles. Best Maid for hamburger dills, baby dills, and regular dills, and Claussen for pickle halves. No other brands do I purchase.
Anyway, the last three jars of Best Maid Dill Pickles haven’t tasted quite right. They taste as almost if there is a slight butter flavor when you finish and cleanse your palette. Anyway, back to the point, my co-worker asked for one of the extra pickles that I brought from home. After taking one bite, they said “egh, does this have butter or something in it?” At that moment, I quietly breathed a sigh of relief, my taste buds weren’t crazy, in fact, they were spot on. The aftertaste, if you will, is actually quite nasty; also, because I know people will be thinking that I simply bought a jar of Bread & Butter pickles by accident, I didn’t. I think that Best Maid may have released a bad batch (or three) of pickles, or worse, changed their recipe!
But, trust, I will get to the bottom of this. A letter is all but certainly on the way to the Best Maid customer care center. Stay tuned…
Anyway, the last three jars of Best Maid Dill Pickles haven’t tasted quite right. They taste as almost if there is a slight butter flavor when you finish and cleanse your palette. Anyway, back to the point, my co-worker asked for one of the extra pickles that I brought from home. After taking one bite, they said “egh, does this have butter or something in it?” At that moment, I quietly breathed a sigh of relief, my taste buds weren’t crazy, in fact, they were spot on. The aftertaste, if you will, is actually quite nasty; also, because I know people will be thinking that I simply bought a jar of Bread & Butter pickles by accident, I didn’t. I think that Best Maid may have released a bad batch (or three) of pickles, or worse, changed their recipe!
But, trust, I will get to the bottom of this. A letter is all but certainly on the way to the Best Maid customer care center. Stay tuned…
Friday, December 25, 2009
Monday, December 14, 2009
Me and my eccentricities
Why can I not seem to throw away old lotto tickets?!?! I mean, seriously – I can’t. I don’t know what’s wrong with me. I am known as a bit of a pack rat, but then again, who isn’t. Yes, I’m just like everyone else, I keep clothes that are too small in the hopes that I will eventually lose weight and get into shape and subsequently the smaller article of clothing. I also seem to keep old magazines and mail around, but that’s beside the point. I guess I feel that I can’t get rid of old lotto tickets on the slim off-chance that I might have misread or overlooked the numbers on the lotto ticket and it could actually be a winner. How on Earth would I be able to continue with my life knowing that I might have possibly thrown out a multi-million dollar winning ticket? I just couldn’t and therefore I don’t throw away lotto tickets until they are one year or older. FYI – Texas Lotto tickets are void after one year...that way I never have to worry about accidentally throwing away millions.
Is anyone else sick of hearing about Tiger Woods? I mean, I never really liked the guy, but come on, give the man a break. Talent aside, Tiger’s unsightly bad attitude and un-sportsman-like conduct has really annoyed me over the years, the time I saw him slap an adoring fan who happened to be a child’s hand out of the way when he missed his shot sealed the deal for me. Tiger = Douche. I think the media has done enough damage and smeared his name enough. Move on to the next ‘hot topic.’ PLEASE!
Is anyone else sick of hearing about Tiger Woods? I mean, I never really liked the guy, but come on, give the man a break. Talent aside, Tiger’s unsightly bad attitude and un-sportsman-like conduct has really annoyed me over the years, the time I saw him slap an adoring fan who happened to be a child’s hand out of the way when he missed his shot sealed the deal for me. Tiger = Douche. I think the media has done enough damage and smeared his name enough. Move on to the next ‘hot topic.’ PLEASE!
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Ghetto vs. Comfort, Cold Spell...crap
So as we all know, the cold weather is upon us. With that being said, I’m left with a burning question. Is it acceptable to wear my sherpa lined slippers out to walk the dog and to the mailbox, or must I take the time to put on my tennis shoes and traipse outside? I have worn them to do both of the above mentioned tasks, and I got a couple of strange looks; but, we all know I could not care less as to what “those people” think about me. Keep in mind my slippers are not your average slippers, they are brown suede-like covered, with a complete rubber sole, and lined with the oh-so-comfortable warm sherpa lining. Now, I’ve also wanted to wear my pajama pants out as well, but I haven’t yet – I do take the time to throw on a pair of jeans or wind pants.
I am not really a fan of cold weather, give me 100+ degree weather any day, but if it is cold I am thankful that I have an electric blanket. If you don’t own one – get one! There is no way I could survive this crazy frigid weather without mine. It stays on ‘HI’ all night and all day, that way I never have to wait for the bed to warm up.
There are only sixteen days left to finish your Christmas shopping. I am doing well with mine, but could be better. I still need to pick up several smaller gifts as “fillers.” Also, I need to pick up a couple of items for individuals at work.
I am not really a fan of cold weather, give me 100+ degree weather any day, but if it is cold I am thankful that I have an electric blanket. If you don’t own one – get one! There is no way I could survive this crazy frigid weather without mine. It stays on ‘HI’ all night and all day, that way I never have to wait for the bed to warm up.
There are only sixteen days left to finish your Christmas shopping. I am doing well with mine, but could be better. I still need to pick up several smaller gifts as “fillers.” Also, I need to pick up a couple of items for individuals at work.
Thursday, December 3, 2009
I'm back!
What a crazy busy week this has been! Sorry for the delay in posts…
Thanksgiving was great and I had a blast during my five days away from the office. Though I see my family quite a bit [read: every weekend] I enjoyed getting to spend the holiday with them. Additionally, Black Friday was a success as well! I have a lot of great bargains for my family (and some for myself) to show for 18 hours of non-stop shopping. I just hope that the gifts I bought are liked. ‘Shout outs’ to Target, Express Fashion and Nordstrom – they had some AWESOME deals.
It’s hard to believe that 2010 is upon. I really swear that time is going by so fast now that I am over 21. I wonder if the doctor has a prescription he can write me to slow time down. I mean, we do have a pill for impotence AND restless legs syndrome – so why not develop that pharmaceutical concoction as well? Anyway, I must be living right, some good things have been happening and might lead to some really remarkable opportunities for me. I'm praying with crossed fingers - I'll keep you posted.
You better get out there and get with it (myself included) because there’s only 22 shopping days left before Christmas!
Thanksgiving was great and I had a blast during my five days away from the office. Though I see my family quite a bit [read: every weekend] I enjoyed getting to spend the holiday with them. Additionally, Black Friday was a success as well! I have a lot of great bargains for my family (and some for myself) to show for 18 hours of non-stop shopping. I just hope that the gifts I bought are liked. ‘Shout outs’ to Target, Express Fashion and Nordstrom – they had some AWESOME deals.
It’s hard to believe that 2010 is upon. I really swear that time is going by so fast now that I am over 21. I wonder if the doctor has a prescription he can write me to slow time down. I mean, we do have a pill for impotence AND restless legs syndrome – so why not develop that pharmaceutical concoction as well? Anyway, I must be living right, some good things have been happening and might lead to some really remarkable opportunities for me. I'm praying with crossed fingers - I'll keep you posted.
You better get out there and get with it (myself included) because there’s only 22 shopping days left before Christmas!
Thursday, November 26, 2009
SO Thankful...
On this beautiful Thanksgiving Day, I’m in awe of how many things I have to be thankful for in my life. First, my family and friends have their health and happiness about them. Second, in such uncertain economic times, both my family and I have not only jobs, but good jobs. We’re able to put food on the table, and clothe ourselves without issue. So many in this world aren’t… Third, is that I was born an American and can live a free life. Doing what I want, saying what I want, and serving the God I want.
In a world where so many things can and do go wrong, I’ve been blessed with an almost picture perfect life. Though, I complain and bemoan more times than necessary , and all too often get caught up in this materialistic world – I’m truly thankful for the life that God has blessed me with.
In a world where so many things can and do go wrong, I’ve been blessed with an almost picture perfect life. Though, I complain and bemoan more times than necessary , and all too often get caught up in this materialistic world – I’m truly thankful for the life that God has blessed me with.
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Mas Comida
I’ve finally figured out what I’m taking to my family Thanksgiving – nothing too crazy. I will do a much better job of research and preparation for the upcoming Christmas holiday. I’ll keep you posted on it, though.
Thursdays Grub:
Dinner Salad (complete with iceberg and romaine lettuce, spinach, purple cabbage, purple onions, carrots, peppercinni peppers and croutons. All of which (minus the peppers) are organic and from the farmers market.
Buttermilk Pie (Traditional & Chocolate)
Homemade Cranberry Sauce
Oh, and how could I forget, the most important thing – THE WINE!
I hope that everyone has a wonderful Thanksgiving Holiday, and remembers to truly think about all of the great people/opportunities/things we have in our lives to be thankful for.
Thursdays Grub:
Dinner Salad (complete with iceberg and romaine lettuce, spinach, purple cabbage, purple onions, carrots, peppercinni peppers and croutons. All of which (minus the peppers) are organic and from the farmers market.
Buttermilk Pie (Traditional & Chocolate)
Homemade Cranberry Sauce
Oh, and how could I forget, the most important thing – THE WINE!
I hope that everyone has a wonderful Thanksgiving Holiday, and remembers to truly think about all of the great people/opportunities/things we have in our lives to be thankful for.
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Naughty or Nice …
I’ve finally made out a preliminary Christmas list for this year. Honestly, there isn’t really anything I necessarily need, per se; as I have everything I ever truly wanted or needed. With that being said, my family still asks me every year to come up with some things or ideas that they can use while shopping for me. Like I said before, I don’t need anything, but if I have to come up with items for them, shouldn’t they be items I would actually like to have? So…I have amassed a list of smaller, everyday items that I would like, but don’t have to have.Food Dehydrator – this is probably one of the things I am most excited about. I cannot wait to start making my own beef and chicken jerky – by the pound. If that is successful I may move on to the art of chips: banana (though I hate them), apple, okra, sweet potato etc. So many possibilities!
Jerky Seasoning Kit – please refer to entry above
Cowboy Boots – not sure of the color yet, since apparently having the lower portion and tops of the boots in different colors is 'in'
Dress/Work Clothes – suits, pants, shirts, shoes, the whole nine yards
Non-Dress/Work Clothes – jeans, polos, t-shirts, hoodies
Butcher Knife – I already have a nice one, but I would like an additional knife to have around in case I need it. There are times when my good butcher knife is dirty in the dishwasher and I need it; and, rather than to have to hand wash (oh my no) it, I could grab my trusty backup knife.
MagLite Flashlight – I had a really nice heavy duty MagLite right now that’s about ten years old, but I didn’t notice and at some point the batteries corroded and it’s now filled with battery acid.
While I love getting gifts, I really think that it’s more fun to shop around and buy things for my family than to receive gifts. I really put a lot of time, effort, and money into my gifts – I just hope it shows. Anything special on your list this year?
Playlist
I know I’m probably the only nerdy person in my clique of friends that watches Nightline, but I really enjoy this news magazine program. Its new stories range from breaking news, to new and emerging trends through inspiring stories of hope and faith. One segment that Nightline runs a couple of times a week is called “Playlist.” During Playlist, Nightline interviews celebrities and asks them for their playlist so to speak, a total of eight songs (new or old) that are always loaded on their iPOD or songs that will make them stop channel surfing in the car and listen - no matter what. The most recent people profiled on Nightline Playlist were: Norah Jones, Jason Mraz, Michael Buble, and Carrie Underwood…
So without further adieu, Dallasite’s Playlist:
1-Stranger in my house – Ronnie Milsap
2-Tempted – Squeeze
3-Chemical Party – Gavin DeGraw
4-Cherry Bomb – John C Mellencamp
5-Tea for the Tillerman – Cat Stevens
6-Arms of a woman – Amos Lee
7-Ten feet away – Keith Whitley
8-Hands Open – Snow Patrol
Bonus Track: Hallelujah - Jeff Buckley
I really wish Nightline allowed you to pick about 800+ songs. I feel that’s really the number I would need to do my individual musicality justice. Who knows, maybe one day I’ll be able to do the Playlist segment on Nightline for real!
Monday, November 16, 2009
Do you see what I see?
Is it just me or does it seem like people today really don’t care much about their own reputation and/or public image? First, let me say this; I have never really cared what people think about me – to an extent. If people think less of me because I don’t really match my clothes well, wear white socks with dark pants, get overly excited by food, that I basically live in basketball shorts and t-shirts, or just don’t generally fit into the box they imagine I should – then, no, I don’t really care what people think. However, I do care deeply as to what people think about my character. If people thought that I were; dishonest, disingenuous, thoughtless, trashy, or just a “creep” in general – I would be concerned.
On to my main point – people today (mainly C & D list celebrities) could give a rats ass what people think about them or perceive their image to be. Case in point: Levi Johnston, Carrie Prejean, Kate & Jon Gosselin, Kim Kardashian, the list could go on and on. Carrie Prejean - hasn’t she disgraced herself enough? I mean, the golden standard in Hollywood is one sex tape, but eight! Girl got problems. I bet her parents are so proud! Levi Johnston – he’s all of twelve years old AND a father and he’s posing for Playgirl...classy. The Gosselin’s where do I begin? Do they not think that their eight children will one day be able to search the internet or Wikipeida their parents to see all of the crap they have done and said about each other? And the Kardashians, while entertaining to watch are complete trash. I’m just wondering do these people know that mainstream America thinks they are total losers, or are they too caught up in the glitz and glamour of being a pseudo low-level celebrity de jour.
On to my main point – people today (mainly C & D list celebrities) could give a rats ass what people think about them or perceive their image to be. Case in point: Levi Johnston, Carrie Prejean, Kate & Jon Gosselin, Kim Kardashian, the list could go on and on. Carrie Prejean - hasn’t she disgraced herself enough? I mean, the golden standard in Hollywood is one sex tape, but eight! Girl got problems. I bet her parents are so proud! Levi Johnston – he’s all of twelve years old AND a father and he’s posing for Playgirl...classy. The Gosselin’s where do I begin? Do they not think that their eight children will one day be able to search the internet or Wikipeida their parents to see all of the crap they have done and said about each other? And the Kardashians, while entertaining to watch are complete trash. I’m just wondering do these people know that mainstream America thinks they are total losers, or are they too caught up in the glitz and glamour of being a pseudo low-level celebrity de jour.
Saturday, November 14, 2009
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Tuesday
Well only in Texas would it be merely weeks, no days away from Thanksgiving and I’m using the seat warmers in the morning and the air-conditioning in the evening. I'm ready for some Christmas like weather and, yes, believe it or not, Christmas music. I'm sure like most everyone else I'll be sick of it 2 days after it starts playing. But, I could certainly use some 30 degree weather, sleet, and snow!
Anyway, I’m trying to decide what to make this year to take to my parents. I was thinking I could do the usual Buttermilk Pies and/or Deviled Eggs, but I want to change it up a little this year. My Mother always says “don’t try out new recipes on holidays and special occasions,” and she’s right. You never know how recipes, especially brand new recipes you’ve never cooked will turn out. Test drive those at times when you don’t have a house full of company. So either I have to get busy and cook something as a trial run before Thanksgiving, or think of something I know how to cook… Suggestions welcome!!
Also, I have asked for a small dehydrator this year for one of my Christmas gifts. I’m super pumped – I can’t wait to start making my own beef jerky. If it turns out well, I’m going to venture into chicken jerky and vegetables. Let’s just hope that I’m not on the naughty list this year.
Anyway, I’m trying to decide what to make this year to take to my parents. I was thinking I could do the usual Buttermilk Pies and/or Deviled Eggs, but I want to change it up a little this year. My Mother always says “don’t try out new recipes on holidays and special occasions,” and she’s right. You never know how recipes, especially brand new recipes you’ve never cooked will turn out. Test drive those at times when you don’t have a house full of company. So either I have to get busy and cook something as a trial run before Thanksgiving, or think of something I know how to cook… Suggestions welcome!!
Also, I have asked for a small dehydrator this year for one of my Christmas gifts. I’m super pumped – I can’t wait to start making my own beef jerky. If it turns out well, I’m going to venture into chicken jerky and vegetables. Let’s just hope that I’m not on the naughty list this year.
Monday, November 2, 2009
Sunday, November 1, 2009
My "Bucket List"
Time seems to be flying by here lately, it seems as though once I hit age 21, someone switched the time progression switch from Low to Turbo. It’s really out of control, but then again, what can you do? This recent epiphany of my own mortality has inspired me to make my “bucket list.” For those of you who don’t know what a bucket list is, it is a list of things I hope/want before I ‘kick the bucket.’ This offering is not to be considered a complete list of things, more of a jumping off point if you will; more to come as I see fit. The following is in no particular order.
1. Smash a pie in someone’s face
2. Kiss the Blarney Stone
3. Tour a good portion of Europe (Paris, Rome, Austria, Denmark, Switzerland, et al)
4. Have a real life food fight
5. See the Mona Lisa in person
6. Master a foreign language – probably Spanish since I’m already in the process
7. Start taking piano lessons…again and fully learn to play
8. Bungee jump or sky dive
9. Attend Carnival in Rio de Janeiro
10. Make my own wine
11. Have a street named after me
12. Gamble in Monte Carlo, Monaco
13. Write and publish my memoirs
14. Attend the Olympics (I’m hoping to attend with my parents in 2012 in London)
15. Take part in a regatta
1. Smash a pie in someone’s face
2. Kiss the Blarney Stone
3. Tour a good portion of Europe (Paris, Rome, Austria, Denmark, Switzerland, et al)
4. Have a real life food fight
5. See the Mona Lisa in person
6. Master a foreign language – probably Spanish since I’m already in the process
7. Start taking piano lessons…again and fully learn to play
8. Bungee jump or sky dive
9. Attend Carnival in Rio de Janeiro
10. Make my own wine
11. Have a street named after me
12. Gamble in Monte Carlo, Monaco
13. Write and publish my memoirs
14. Attend the Olympics (I’m hoping to attend with my parents in 2012 in London)
15. Take part in a regatta
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Talking trash...Tuesday style
Scientology a sham? (GASP) – What???
The Church of Scientology was convicted of fraud in France this week. Finally, someone sees that “religion” for what it is - a money-grubbing sham [read:cult]. Now if we (America) would follow in the footsteps of our European “frenimies” and convict them here in the motherland we’ll be doing good. It’s so ridiculous that it’s taken this long for people to really see them for what they are. I mean, I’ve known all along, have you ever read the Wikipedia description of the above mentioned “religion?” Aliens? Really… Just how stupid can Tom Cruise, Kirstie Alley, John Travolta, Jason Lee, Kelly Preston, et al be? No, wait, don’t answer that. Suckas’ all of them.
Black Friday – 31 Days and counting
Its official, I’ve started my Christmas shopping. Three gifts down, about 75 more to go... I have bought my Dad something that I just know he is going to love; I also purchased myself TWO of the same items. I can’t wait for them to come in. Additionally, I’m so ready for the cold weather and holidays. Food, Gifts, and Fun! I’m excited about Black Friday this year as well, I love to get up early and hit the ground running on this mad house of a day. It’s a tradition…
BlackBerry Tour no bueno
In a recent blog I let everyone know that I finally upgraded the old BlackBerry to the new BlackBerry World Phone Tour. I loved it, at first. However, after about a week I started to have some SERIOUS issues with the trackball system. Cut to a month and a half after I purchased it, it will hardly scroll horizontally. Scrolling vertically is no problem, but horizontally sends the cursor in what appears to be an epileptic seizure. Not to worry, though. I contacted my wireless service provider and found out there was an issue with the first shipment of Tours, more specifically, with each and every model manufactured in Mexico, and they are happy to replace the afflicted models with a brand new, epilepsy free model. I pick it up tomorrow – can’t wait. Mexico, get your act together; because it’s really an inconvenience to have to reprogram all of my specific device settings. Thank gosh the store can port all my contacts, calendar, and e-mail information, or I’d really by pissed.
The Church of Scientology was convicted of fraud in France this week. Finally, someone sees that “religion” for what it is - a money-grubbing sham [read:cult]. Now if we (America) would follow in the footsteps of our European “frenimies” and convict them here in the motherland we’ll be doing good. It’s so ridiculous that it’s taken this long for people to really see them for what they are. I mean, I’ve known all along, have you ever read the Wikipedia description of the above mentioned “religion?” Aliens? Really… Just how stupid can Tom Cruise, Kirstie Alley, John Travolta, Jason Lee, Kelly Preston, et al be? No, wait, don’t answer that. Suckas’ all of them.
Black Friday – 31 Days and counting
Its official, I’ve started my Christmas shopping. Three gifts down, about 75 more to go... I have bought my Dad something that I just know he is going to love; I also purchased myself TWO of the same items. I can’t wait for them to come in. Additionally, I’m so ready for the cold weather and holidays. Food, Gifts, and Fun! I’m excited about Black Friday this year as well, I love to get up early and hit the ground running on this mad house of a day. It’s a tradition…
BlackBerry Tour no bueno
In a recent blog I let everyone know that I finally upgraded the old BlackBerry to the new BlackBerry World Phone Tour. I loved it, at first. However, after about a week I started to have some SERIOUS issues with the trackball system. Cut to a month and a half after I purchased it, it will hardly scroll horizontally. Scrolling vertically is no problem, but horizontally sends the cursor in what appears to be an epileptic seizure. Not to worry, though. I contacted my wireless service provider and found out there was an issue with the first shipment of Tours, more specifically, with each and every model manufactured in Mexico, and they are happy to replace the afflicted models with a brand new, epilepsy free model. I pick it up tomorrow – can’t wait. Mexico, get your act together; because it’s really an inconvenience to have to reprogram all of my specific device settings. Thank gosh the store can port all my contacts, calendar, and e-mail information, or I’d really by pissed.
Sunday, October 25, 2009
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
State Fair 2009
Here you go Ang...
So keeping with the six year old tradition Ang and I hit up the State Fair of Texas a couple of weeks ago. While the State Fair is always fun and memorable, this year was really a bit lackluster. I think it was a culmination of the economy at large, the rainy weather for most of the Fair, lack of cool freebies/giveaways (Because we all love free shiz), lack of quality exhibits and most definitely the humidity the day we went. What wasn’t lackluster as usual, was the food!
We actually went on Senior Citizens’ day which was perfect, the older people didn’t want to do anything the younger people wanted to do, and the younger people didn’t want to do anything the older people wanted to do; so no lines for either party - perfect. Sidebar: This year the State Fair allowed visitors to bring backpacks which was great because you could carry a couple of bottles of water in with you which freed up about 9 tickets for use on other items. So we hit up all of the boring exhibits that were on exhibition this year and then made the rounds in the pavilions, auto show, food & fiber area and all kinds of fried goodness along the way. I actually went two times this year, one with Ang and the other with some people from work.
Below is a rating of the food on a scale of 1-5 (1-craptastic/5-de’lish):
Fletchers Corny Dog - 5
ALWAYS delicious, they never disappoint!
Fried Pickles -3.5
Love fried pickles, but these were a little ‘off’ smidge soggy and not of the highest quality.
Green Goblins-4
Actually good, could have done without the guacamole and the fact that my face turned red and blotchy then started itching…almost as if I was allergic to something in them.
Fried Butter-1
Totally disgusting, not sure what Oprah was smoking because this was SO gross.
Fresh Squeezed Lemonade-5
Always a good choice
Hamburger-4
A decent showing, not a Twisted Root burger, but decent. Wouldn’t that be awesome, a Twisted Root booth at the Fair?
“Tator Twisters”-5
These were really good, I’m pretty sure you could make them yourself, but that would involve a lot of work and flaming hot grease. Much easier to buy from the Fair once a year.
Fried Pecan Pie-3
I was actually thinking that this would be a homemade Pecan Pie, but no, it was actually one of those mini pies you can buy similar to a Hostess cake that they fried. Pretty good, I would probably eat it again.
ALWAYS delicious, they never disappoint!
Fried Pickles -3.5
Love fried pickles, but these were a little ‘off’ smidge soggy and not of the highest quality.
Green Goblins-4
Actually good, could have done without the guacamole and the fact that my face turned red and blotchy then started itching…almost as if I was allergic to something in them.
Fried Butter-1
Totally disgusting, not sure what Oprah was smoking because this was SO gross.
Fresh Squeezed Lemonade-5
Always a good choice
Hamburger-4
A decent showing, not a Twisted Root burger, but decent. Wouldn’t that be awesome, a Twisted Root booth at the Fair?
“Tator Twisters”-5
These were really good, I’m pretty sure you could make them yourself, but that would involve a lot of work and flaming hot grease. Much easier to buy from the Fair once a year.
Fried Pecan Pie-3
I was actually thinking that this would be a homemade Pecan Pie, but no, it was actually one of those mini pies you can buy similar to a Hostess cake that they fried. Pretty good, I would probably eat it again.
Monday, October 19, 2009
The life that could have been...
I don’t know what possessed me, but for some reason I dusted off my yearbook from High School tonight and took a trip down memory lane. A little encouraging, depressing and humorous, though it was more comical than anything. After looking and laughing a ton, I was left with a few lingering questions…
How in the world was I that skinny? I mean, recently I’ve tried and tried to shed ten pounds to no avail. However, in 2002 I had to weigh all of 120 pounds, now I’m almost to 180. Good God, that’s 60 pounds in seven years. At this rate I’m going to have a reality TV show like Ruby pretty soon. Sidebar: I really like Ruby. I do not even look like the same person today, seriously. I will say this, it’s given me a new desire to lose some weight – let’s see if it works.
Whatever happened to 'so and so?' I was really surprised how many people that I was friends with, or knew of in school, and yet as time has gone by they have slipped from my mind and I’ve totally forgotten about then. There were probably ten people that I had forgotten about over the years. I was able to find a couple of them on a social networking site, though.
Was that really the style? While I did win Best Dressed and Most Likely to succeed numerous times, I’m still perplexed as to what I was wearing. Take for instance my Best Dressed photo, one would assume that in this photo individuals would showcase their ability to dress well; but, I’m not sure that was the case in my photo. I’m wearing a Ralph Lauren Polo shirt, a pair of size 29 Diesel Jeans (both of which are still in my closet), and yes, that’s correct – I was pimping Diesel Jeans back in 2002 BEFORE they were cool. Thanks in large part to my Aunt who bankrolled my clothing allowance back then (and now). LOL Anyway, in the photo I’m wearing the polo tucked into the jeans, with no belt, I mean, no belt? Really?!?! Oh well.
On an encouraging note, in a section related to future plans I wrote “I hope to have an MBA when I graduate college” at least there’s one thing I followed through on. If only I had done the same with my piano lessons I’d be playing Carnegie Hall right now.
Would you go back to High School if you were given the opportunity? Hell yes I would!
How in the world was I that skinny? I mean, recently I’ve tried and tried to shed ten pounds to no avail. However, in 2002 I had to weigh all of 120 pounds, now I’m almost to 180. Good God, that’s 60 pounds in seven years. At this rate I’m going to have a reality TV show like Ruby pretty soon. Sidebar: I really like Ruby. I do not even look like the same person today, seriously. I will say this, it’s given me a new desire to lose some weight – let’s see if it works.
Whatever happened to 'so and so?' I was really surprised how many people that I was friends with, or knew of in school, and yet as time has gone by they have slipped from my mind and I’ve totally forgotten about then. There were probably ten people that I had forgotten about over the years. I was able to find a couple of them on a social networking site, though.
Was that really the style? While I did win Best Dressed and Most Likely to succeed numerous times, I’m still perplexed as to what I was wearing. Take for instance my Best Dressed photo, one would assume that in this photo individuals would showcase their ability to dress well; but, I’m not sure that was the case in my photo. I’m wearing a Ralph Lauren Polo shirt, a pair of size 29 Diesel Jeans (both of which are still in my closet), and yes, that’s correct – I was pimping Diesel Jeans back in 2002 BEFORE they were cool. Thanks in large part to my Aunt who bankrolled my clothing allowance back then (and now). LOL Anyway, in the photo I’m wearing the polo tucked into the jeans, with no belt, I mean, no belt? Really?!?! Oh well.
On an encouraging note, in a section related to future plans I wrote “I hope to have an MBA when I graduate college” at least there’s one thing I followed through on. If only I had done the same with my piano lessons I’d be playing Carnegie Hall right now.
Would you go back to High School if you were given the opportunity? Hell yes I would!
Saturday, October 10, 2009
Friday, October 9, 2009
Obama deserves a Nobel Peace Prize?
DISCLAIMER: This is my opinion, so please don't bother posting comments about how this award is deserved, because no matter what you say - I won't believe it. Save those comments for The Washington Post, or the ladies of The View, or someone who actually cares.
I think my 'mother freaking' head is going to explode. President Obama has won a Nobel Peace prize for...get this...his speeches. Man, I've lived such a sheltered/country life that I thought the Nobel Peace Prize was reserved for individuals who actually promoted world peace. How dumb was I to think that, apparently you get a Nobel Peace Prize for...talking well. Are you serious...give me a freaking break. Because he gives speeches well, WTF?
Let's take a look at some previous Nobel Peace Prize winners:
Martin Luther King, Jr. - figurehead of the non-violent civil rights and anti-segregation movements in America
Nelson Mandela - prominent civil rights leader and former president of South Africa
Mother Theresa - 'nuff said
It's really a disgrace that Alfred Nobel's legacy of honoring individuals who have done great things in Physics, Chemistry, Physiology, Medicine or Literature while simultaneously promoting world peace has been tarnished by such a controversial (stupid) decision. So exactly which section does "giving good speeches" and dividing congress (read:America) on health care, fall into? Literature maybe, oh, wait, he didn't write any of those speeches. Medicine, oh, wait, none of those bills he didn't write have been passed yet.
"Because he gives good speeches"...come on. What a disgrace.
I think my 'mother freaking' head is going to explode. President Obama has won a Nobel Peace prize for...get this...his speeches. Man, I've lived such a sheltered/country life that I thought the Nobel Peace Prize was reserved for individuals who actually promoted world peace. How dumb was I to think that, apparently you get a Nobel Peace Prize for...talking well. Are you serious...give me a freaking break. Because he gives speeches well, WTF?
Let's take a look at some previous Nobel Peace Prize winners:
Martin Luther King, Jr. - figurehead of the non-violent civil rights and anti-segregation movements in America
Nelson Mandela - prominent civil rights leader and former president of South Africa
Mother Theresa - 'nuff said
It's really a disgrace that Alfred Nobel's legacy of honoring individuals who have done great things in Physics, Chemistry, Physiology, Medicine or Literature while simultaneously promoting world peace has been tarnished by such a controversial (stupid) decision. So exactly which section does "giving good speeches" and dividing congress (read:America) on health care, fall into? Literature maybe, oh, wait, he didn't write any of those speeches. Medicine, oh, wait, none of those bills he didn't write have been passed yet.
"Because he gives good speeches"...come on. What a disgrace.
Thursday, October 8, 2009
COMING SOON to a blog near you!
A review of The State Fair of Texas - 2009, in all it's fried glory.
A critique (really just a pet peeve of mine) of Facebook etiquette.
Vacation options for 2010. Can't wait!
A critique (really just a pet peeve of mine) of Facebook etiquette.
Vacation options for 2010. Can't wait!
Monday, October 5, 2009
Mindless chatter
Celebrity Feud, 2.0 - Eminem vs. Mariah
I actually knew nothing about this until B squared and AK brought it up over drinks. Is this not the best celebrity feud in a while? Not sure about you, but I gotta’ say, I’m team Eminem – all the way. The kid has mad skills, yes, I like Eminem. I have always liked Eminem I own every album he’s ever produced. Does that make me trashy? No, I don’t think so, but then again if it does, I don’t care. If you aren’t aware of the synopsis of said feud, Eim’ & Mariah (Mary P) purportedly dated for a while a few years ago, only Mariah refuses to admit it – going so far to say that Eminem is lying and of course he says she’s lying and has proof. She released Obsessed with the following lyrics “Ooh boy why you so obsessed with me? Boy I want to know- lyin’ that you’re sexin me, When everybody knows it’s clear that you’re upset with me, Ohh finally found a girl that you couldn’t impress Last man on the earth- still couldn’t get this…” To which he fired back The Warning complete with the following lyrics “I’m a hair away from getting carried away and getting’ sued…I can describe areas of your house that you wouldn’t find on an episode of Cribs, A blow below ribs if I hear another word so don’t go opening your jibs cause every time you do it’s just another load of fibs, I ain’t saying this shit again, ho. You know what it is. It’s a warning shot for before I blow up ya whole spot, Call my bluff and I’ll release every f$$king thing I got, Including the voicemails right before you flipped your top, When me and Luis were tryin’ to stick two CD’s in the same spot…” I actually like both songs, but be honest, he eviscerated both Mariah and Nick. You MUST go to youtube.com and listen to both tracks. Stay tuned, I’m hoping for round two, or according to Eminem “The Attack.”
Condiments? Yes, ketchup, please
I was thoroughly offended by three different restaurateurs featured on the Travel Channels, Food Paradise television show. Apparently people from both Chicago and New York City don’t think that ketchup should be eaten or even placed/allowed on a hot dog. The owner of one New York hot dog eatery went as far to say that “ketchup is for the uneducated and ignorant coinsurer.” Well F them, see if I EVER eat at their establishment. The Chicago hot dog eatery featured said that while they do cater to the consumer, they won’t actually “place the ketchup on the hot dog, instead we’ll give you a packet” as they refuse to be responsible for this travesty. What the F ever. I like ketchup on my hot dog AND I HATE mustard. All I can say is that their ass better not come to my apartment and ask for mustard…
I actually knew nothing about this until B squared and AK brought it up over drinks. Is this not the best celebrity feud in a while? Not sure about you, but I gotta’ say, I’m team Eminem – all the way. The kid has mad skills, yes, I like Eminem. I have always liked Eminem I own every album he’s ever produced. Does that make me trashy? No, I don’t think so, but then again if it does, I don’t care. If you aren’t aware of the synopsis of said feud, Eim’ & Mariah (Mary P) purportedly dated for a while a few years ago, only Mariah refuses to admit it – going so far to say that Eminem is lying and of course he says she’s lying and has proof. She released Obsessed with the following lyrics “Ooh boy why you so obsessed with me? Boy I want to know- lyin’ that you’re sexin me, When everybody knows it’s clear that you’re upset with me, Ohh finally found a girl that you couldn’t impress Last man on the earth- still couldn’t get this…” To which he fired back The Warning complete with the following lyrics “I’m a hair away from getting carried away and getting’ sued…I can describe areas of your house that you wouldn’t find on an episode of Cribs, A blow below ribs if I hear another word so don’t go opening your jibs cause every time you do it’s just another load of fibs, I ain’t saying this shit again, ho. You know what it is. It’s a warning shot for before I blow up ya whole spot, Call my bluff and I’ll release every f$$king thing I got, Including the voicemails right before you flipped your top, When me and Luis were tryin’ to stick two CD’s in the same spot…” I actually like both songs, but be honest, he eviscerated both Mariah and Nick. You MUST go to youtube.com and listen to both tracks. Stay tuned, I’m hoping for round two, or according to Eminem “The Attack.”
Condiments? Yes, ketchup, please
I was thoroughly offended by three different restaurateurs featured on the Travel Channels, Food Paradise television show. Apparently people from both Chicago and New York City don’t think that ketchup should be eaten or even placed/allowed on a hot dog. The owner of one New York hot dog eatery went as far to say that “ketchup is for the uneducated and ignorant coinsurer.” Well F them, see if I EVER eat at their establishment. The Chicago hot dog eatery featured said that while they do cater to the consumer, they won’t actually “place the ketchup on the hot dog, instead we’ll give you a packet” as they refuse to be responsible for this travesty. What the F ever. I like ketchup on my hot dog AND I HATE mustard. All I can say is that their ass better not come to my apartment and ask for mustard…
Sunday, October 4, 2009
Everything you never needed to know about me
So, I got this "Friends Survey" via a social networking site and thought I would share the responses with my "many" (I use the term many loosely) devoted blog readers. Enjoy!
1. Name given at birth?
Withheld for concerns of crazy ass stalkers
2. Nicknames?
Jay or JJ
3. Favorite sayings?
Too many to list..."Too through", "I’m over it", "What the F?"
4. Hometown?
Caddo Mills, TX
5. Current Residence?
Dallas, TX
6. Croutons or Bacon bits?
Croutons all the way
7. Favorite salad dressing?
Italian
8. Shampoo or conditioner?
Is this asking if I use either of the above or what brands are my
favorites? Either way... Yes, I use them both. I alternate Frederic Fekkai & Nioxin shampoos and conditioners – I know, I’m high maintenance.
9. What is your favorite gum?
Fruit Stripe
10. Do you make fun of people?
Unfortunately, I do
11. Would you rather be deaf or blind?
Deaf
12. Have you ever been convicted of a crime?
No – thank you God!
13. One pillow or two, cotton or feathers?
Start out with two, then down to one. Down filled.
14. Pets?
Wester the Pester dog
15. Favorite Music?
I like all kinds of music with the exception of Reggae
16. Hobbies?
I’ve really been trying to take up a hobby. I currently don’t have any, I want a
couple though – any suggestions?
17. Toothpaste?
IsoActive Whitening in the morning & Sensodyne ProNamel at night
18. Favorite foods?
Too many to list, if you can’t tell by looking at me, I like to eat: American, Italian, Chinese, Sushi, Mexican, Latin, the list could go on forever
19. Do you like sushi and caviar?
Yes, both. I love sushi (any kind w/o tuna) and actually caviar as well, Ossetra is my favorite
20. Favorite town to chill in?
New York – of course
21. Favorite ice cream flavor?
I don’t like ice cream
22. Favorite drink (non-alcoholic)?
Unsweetened Iced tea, Luzianne brand preferred or lemonade
23. What would be the first thing you’d change about yourself?
Tough question, it would be a tie between my teeth and my flab
24. Favorite perfume/cologne?
Oh, again a tie. Ter’re de Hermes & Thierry Mugler B Men
25. Favorite Website(s)?
My blog of course
26. Favorite subject in school?
Elementary – Handwriting; Middle – Science; High – Work Co-Op
27. Least favorite subject in school?
Algebra
28. Favorite alcoholic drink?
Beer or SoCo & Red Bull or Seven & Seven
29. Favorite sport to watch?
Football or Basketball
30. Most Humiliating moment:
Like I want to relive that, I don’t think so
31. Do you know how to cook?
Yes, very well, thank you very much
32. If you could change your name, what would it be?
Either John Paul or I’ve always wanted a name with an X in it, like Deveraux for a last name
33. Do you read?
Yes, I’m reading Heart of Darkness at the moment
34. What do you order at McDonalds?
Two Cheeseburger Meal, Supersized with a Coke, once in a Blue Moon, I'll do a Big Mac Meal not supersized with a Coke
35. Dream Job?
Professional Chef, or if I could stomach blood an Eye Doctor
1. Name given at birth?
Withheld for concerns of crazy ass stalkers
2. Nicknames?
Jay or JJ
3. Favorite sayings?
Too many to list..."Too through", "I’m over it", "What the F?"
4. Hometown?
Caddo Mills, TX
5. Current Residence?
Dallas, TX
6. Croutons or Bacon bits?
Croutons all the way
7. Favorite salad dressing?
Italian
8. Shampoo or conditioner?
Is this asking if I use either of the above or what brands are my
favorites? Either way... Yes, I use them both. I alternate Frederic Fekkai & Nioxin shampoos and conditioners – I know, I’m high maintenance.
9. What is your favorite gum?
Fruit Stripe
10. Do you make fun of people?
Unfortunately, I do
11. Would you rather be deaf or blind?
Deaf
12. Have you ever been convicted of a crime?
No – thank you God!
13. One pillow or two, cotton or feathers?
Start out with two, then down to one. Down filled.
14. Pets?
Wester the Pester dog
15. Favorite Music?
I like all kinds of music with the exception of Reggae
16. Hobbies?
I’ve really been trying to take up a hobby. I currently don’t have any, I want a
couple though – any suggestions?
17. Toothpaste?
IsoActive Whitening in the morning & Sensodyne ProNamel at night
18. Favorite foods?
Too many to list, if you can’t tell by looking at me, I like to eat: American, Italian, Chinese, Sushi, Mexican, Latin, the list could go on forever
19. Do you like sushi and caviar?
Yes, both. I love sushi (any kind w/o tuna) and actually caviar as well, Ossetra is my favorite
20. Favorite town to chill in?
New York – of course
21. Favorite ice cream flavor?
I don’t like ice cream
22. Favorite drink (non-alcoholic)?
Unsweetened Iced tea, Luzianne brand preferred or lemonade
23. What would be the first thing you’d change about yourself?
Tough question, it would be a tie between my teeth and my flab
24. Favorite perfume/cologne?
Oh, again a tie. Ter’re de Hermes & Thierry Mugler B Men
25. Favorite Website(s)?
My blog of course
26. Favorite subject in school?
Elementary – Handwriting; Middle – Science; High – Work Co-Op
27. Least favorite subject in school?
Algebra
28. Favorite alcoholic drink?
Beer or SoCo & Red Bull or Seven & Seven
29. Favorite sport to watch?
Football or Basketball
30. Most Humiliating moment:
Like I want to relive that, I don’t think so
31. Do you know how to cook?
Yes, very well, thank you very much
32. If you could change your name, what would it be?
Either John Paul or I’ve always wanted a name with an X in it, like Deveraux for a last name
33. Do you read?
Yes, I’m reading Heart of Darkness at the moment
34. What do you order at McDonalds?
Two Cheeseburger Meal, Supersized with a Coke, once in a Blue Moon, I'll do a Big Mac Meal not supersized with a Coke
35. Dream Job?
Professional Chef, or if I could stomach blood an Eye Doctor
Monday, September 28, 2009
Holidays on a budget...
So I’ve got six nieces and nephews, two girls, four boys and like any good uncle I try to spoil them. Now, I know they don’t really need anything, but with each passing holiday I try to see that they get some small something. One problem, whatever I buy is times six, which gets a little expensive. Easter Basket = $12, 6 Easter Baskets = $72; Box of Valentines Chocolates = $9.99, 6 Boxes of Valentines Chocolates = $59.94; it adds up quick and we won’t even touch Christmas... Well this year I got smart, after all - we are in a recession. So while shopping at Target this weekend I saw a piñata and instantly saw something the kids would love that would save me money. So I grabbed it along with some candy. I need to pick up a couple more bags of candy and some trinkets (spider rings, mini-flashlights, pencils, plastic figurines, etc.) and I’ll be set. Check it out, isn’t it ‘Bootiful?’ Sorry, I couldn’t resist.Piñata - $9.99
Candy - $20.00
Trinkets $15.00
Happy Nieces & Nephews - Priceless
For the love of DILL!
You’ve all read how much I like pickles. Well, I just wanted to make sure that everyone knows just to what extent. After tonight, I think I might honestly have a problem, a real big one. In fact somebody might want to call the Betty Ford Center and reserve a room for me. I was cleaning up the kitchen tonight when I opened the refrigerator door to get a drink and there they were, all seven of them; seven jars of pickles in my refrigerator! Now, I know what you’re saying, “why would you/anyone need seven jars of pickles?” And the answer isn’t entirely clear, but I like pickles, what can I say? Also, if you look closely, there are in fact only two jars of the same type of pickles; there’s two different brands of five different varieties available at ‘casa de Juan.’ One of my favorite snacks, which I admit sounds horrific, is baby dills and ranch. Now, I wasn't always a believer in this heavenly snack, but luckily I am…thanks to the phenomenal powers of persuasion of my friend Les.
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Just say no...to vaccines!
As many of you know, I am pretty eccentric, actually, that might be a huge understatement, but none the less – it’s just who I am. In keeping with my quirky personality I want to let everyone know how I feel about vaccinations. For the purpose of this blog post I am going to focus on the new H1N1 (Swine-Flu) vaccine currently on the market. Now, before I get a ton of crazy comments, know that I feel some vaccinations are okay, Tetanus, Measles – Mumps – Rubella, Polio, etc – and I fully support those in children and young adults. Hypocritical, maybe, I don’t know, I don’t care. They have done a great job in all but eradicating those diseases. However, I have a real issue with the Flu, Pneumonia, and H1N1 vaccines currently in use. I do not and will not take any of the above vaccines. I do not like the idea of injecting either an attenuated (live, but weakened), killed, or Toxoid (inactive version of toxic compound) substance into my body. One of the nasal vaccines, FluMist, actually contains the live (supposedly weakened) flu virus. Did you know there are actually documented cases where the healthcare professional who administered the nasal spray to patient actually contracted the flu? Now, is that something you really want to snort up your nose? I think I'd rather take my chances with coke - thank you very much. J/K LOL And, I don’t care what they say about the flu shot – I worked with someone who took the attenuated vaccine, the shot, and they got the flu as a result; so yes, CDC, it can happen. I actually ran across an article yesterday that said “There is some evidence that flu shots cause Alzheimer’s disease. This most likely is a result of combining mercury with aluminum and formaldehyde, which renders them much more toxic together through a synergistic effect than each would be alone.” Seriously! No way and I taking it, and I wish I could prevent my family from it as well.
As I mentioned before I have real ‘beef’ with the H1N1 vaccine that is currently on the market. Did you know that the H1N1 vaccine was developed in less than one year? Yes, you read that correctly, less than one year. How long do you think that it actually takes for us to figure out the side-effects of a so called vaccine? I know of many prescription drugs, which actually underwent prolonged scrutiny (5-7+ years) by the FDA and eventually made it to market, only to be pulled because of serious, often lethal issues associated with the drug(s). Vioxx, Phenphen, Accutane, (which I myself took three treatments of) et al.
Now, back to the H1N1 vaccine which was developed in less than a year, and is currently on the market… How can we possibly know that it’s safe? Did you know that many countries, and I’m not talking ‘third world’ here have actually banned the H1N1 vaccine from certain pharmaceutical companies because they are unsafe, or because the side-effects of the vaccine aren’t fully known; but, do you really want to chance it?
Is it worth it? I personally think I would rather run the risk of contracting the virus and then allowing my body to fight it off, naturally, and safely. Plus I could burn some sick time. Just kidding… Like I said, this is just my opinion. If you want the shot – go for it, but proceed with caution. And don’t say I didn’t warn you.
As I mentioned before I have real ‘beef’ with the H1N1 vaccine that is currently on the market. Did you know that the H1N1 vaccine was developed in less than one year? Yes, you read that correctly, less than one year. How long do you think that it actually takes for us to figure out the side-effects of a so called vaccine? I know of many prescription drugs, which actually underwent prolonged scrutiny (5-7+ years) by the FDA and eventually made it to market, only to be pulled because of serious, often lethal issues associated with the drug(s). Vioxx, Phenphen, Accutane, (which I myself took three treatments of) et al.
Now, back to the H1N1 vaccine which was developed in less than a year, and is currently on the market… How can we possibly know that it’s safe? Did you know that many countries, and I’m not talking ‘third world’ here have actually banned the H1N1 vaccine from certain pharmaceutical companies because they are unsafe, or because the side-effects of the vaccine aren’t fully known; but, do you really want to chance it?
Is it worth it? I personally think I would rather run the risk of contracting the virus and then allowing my body to fight it off, naturally, and safely. Plus I could burn some sick time. Just kidding… Like I said, this is just my opinion. If you want the shot – go for it, but proceed with caution. And don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Monday, September 21, 2009
Donnie Osmond = Annoying
Okay, I just want to tell the world how annoying Donnie Osmond is to me. He is so freaking annoying, I use to like DWTS, key words in that sentence...use to. He is just so - ugh, I don't know, annoying. Maybe he'll be the first one to get kicked off DWTS, but with my luck, his Ken-doll plastic hair, too bright white teeth will pull a Marie Osmond (equally annoying) drama stunt and pass out during the show which will keep him in the media and on the show. Come to think about it...there's not really any Osmond's that I like...
Sunday, September 20, 2009
A weekend wasted isn’t a wasted weekend
I actually got off work early Friday night, as it was my early day. I didn’t squander the opportunity to leave early; as soon as my work was done and I was able to hit the door – I did. I had to drop my car off for some maintenance and then I came home. Friday night was a quite one, spent at home watching a movie (P.S. I LOVE YOU) and lying around with the dog.
Saturday I was up and out early to visit my boss/friend who just had a baby, both are doing well. From the hospital I went to the mall for a quick coiffing. Later Saturday night B and I went out…in rare form. We started out at the Loon then moved to Madison, only to wind up having an altercation with the Jack In the Box worker before heading back to the house from a wonderful, fun-filled night.
And finally, the Sunday ritual, heading out to my parents house for Sunday lunch. Although, one of my sisters wasn’t there, my nephew is sick with the flu. Let’s hope he kicks it soon. For lunch my mother made one of my favorites, Chicken Enchiladas. They were delicious! In fact, I’m actually taking some leftovers to work tomorrow for my lunch. From there it was back to Dallas, I had a ton of laundry to get done. I got my laundry done, lunch packed, house in order and dog bathed.
Now I’m just sitting here watching the Cowboys. I wish that Romo would get his head back in the game. I’m wondering what this week has in store for me? Will it be good/bad? We shall see, though, I keep thinking of a particular bible verse that says “Don’t worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Sufficient for the day is its own trouble.” So, with that being said, I look forward to the upcoming week and whatever it has in store (hoping it’s good though).
Saturday I was up and out early to visit my boss/friend who just had a baby, both are doing well. From the hospital I went to the mall for a quick coiffing. Later Saturday night B and I went out…in rare form. We started out at the Loon then moved to Madison, only to wind up having an altercation with the Jack In the Box worker before heading back to the house from a wonderful, fun-filled night.
And finally, the Sunday ritual, heading out to my parents house for Sunday lunch. Although, one of my sisters wasn’t there, my nephew is sick with the flu. Let’s hope he kicks it soon. For lunch my mother made one of my favorites, Chicken Enchiladas. They were delicious! In fact, I’m actually taking some leftovers to work tomorrow for my lunch. From there it was back to Dallas, I had a ton of laundry to get done. I got my laundry done, lunch packed, house in order and dog bathed.
Now I’m just sitting here watching the Cowboys. I wish that Romo would get his head back in the game. I’m wondering what this week has in store for me? Will it be good/bad? We shall see, though, I keep thinking of a particular bible verse that says “Don’t worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Sufficient for the day is its own trouble.” So, with that being said, I look forward to the upcoming week and whatever it has in store (hoping it’s good though).
Monday, September 14, 2009
Sunday, September 13, 2009
The weekend in review...
Why I hate Kanye West!
Every year the MTV VMAs have some jaw-dropping moment, case in point – the Britney, Christina & Madonna kiss, Britney Spears w/giant boa constrictor, Little Kim’s sticker over her boob, Britney forgetting the words to Gimme More et al, but I think this year Kayne’s uncouth, disrespectful, bad-mannered, and ghetto behavior takes the cake. If you are not familiar with said incident, Taylor Swift had just won her award for best female video winner, when Kayne West bum rushed the stage and took the microphone from Taylor proclaiming that Beyonce should have won because her video was better. Now, those of you who know me know that I am not really a Taylor Swift fan and that I actually do like Kanye West; but, his behavior was uncalled for and totally disrespected Taylor Swift. The look on her face was mortifying after the incident, I really felt horrible for her. We all know that Kayne west hates white people, but his most recent stunt just solidified that notion. From this point forward Kayne is dead to me, I am officially boycotting him, his music, and whatever else he is a part of. So wrong. I will say that Beyonce handled the situation in a very gracious and classy manner allowing Taylor to use her acceptance speech time to ‘have her moment’ so to speak. If you didn’t see it live you can see it here. (Sorry, embedding was disabled)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1z8gCZ7zpsQ
Sports, Sports, and more Sports…
Notre Dame vs. Michigan
What a great game, since it was raining outside most of this weekend I really didn’t have a chance to get out other than to buy groceries and run to the bank. So I spent most of Saturday watching football, and this was a great game. Let me just say Tate Forcier really won that game. Awesome kid, jealous I wasn’t born with skills like that. Let’s hope that he’s still around when he finishes school – I think the Cowboys could really use that kind of talent.
U.S. OPEN 2009
Gotta love that Serena Williams… Did anyone else happen to watch her on-screen meltdown during the last match between her and Kim Clijsters during the U.S. OPEN? Well I did, and let me just say how interesting/entertaining it was. Serena went after the linesman with a profanity laced tirade for a bogus foot fault call, not once, not twice, but three times – keep in mind this was after she had already been assessed a point for racket abuse. I watched the entire match and I can honestly say that Serena did not have a foot fault, even on the replays the commentators agreed that no code violation occurred, not too sure what that lineswoman was thinking when she made that call. I will admit, there is a certain amount of decorum that needs to be maintained on the court and Serena certainly failed to maintain it, but, I mean, can you blame her? Serena may not have lost that match had the lineswoman not called the bogus foot fault; I think she would have, but still, no one knows for sure. I guess Serena was just really channeling her inner John McEnroe that night. I feel for her, but I also feel for Kim Clijsters. This win really has to be bittersweet, I think Kim would have won anyway, but you know she couldn’t enjoy this win to the fullest because it was tainted with such drama. At least Serena did walk over and congratulate her after the meltdown.
Dallas Cowboys!
Let’s hope that the season opener was just a foretaste of what is to come this season. I really do want them to go all the way, I mean, after all they are America’s team, but sometimes I just think that don’t want it bad enough. I’m going to try and stay positive this year and think good thoughts – I might just be surprised.
Every year the MTV VMAs have some jaw-dropping moment, case in point – the Britney, Christina & Madonna kiss, Britney Spears w/giant boa constrictor, Little Kim’s sticker over her boob, Britney forgetting the words to Gimme More et al, but I think this year Kayne’s uncouth, disrespectful, bad-mannered, and ghetto behavior takes the cake. If you are not familiar with said incident, Taylor Swift had just won her award for best female video winner, when Kayne West bum rushed the stage and took the microphone from Taylor proclaiming that Beyonce should have won because her video was better. Now, those of you who know me know that I am not really a Taylor Swift fan and that I actually do like Kanye West; but, his behavior was uncalled for and totally disrespected Taylor Swift. The look on her face was mortifying after the incident, I really felt horrible for her. We all know that Kayne west hates white people, but his most recent stunt just solidified that notion. From this point forward Kayne is dead to me, I am officially boycotting him, his music, and whatever else he is a part of. So wrong. I will say that Beyonce handled the situation in a very gracious and classy manner allowing Taylor to use her acceptance speech time to ‘have her moment’ so to speak. If you didn’t see it live you can see it here. (Sorry, embedding was disabled)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1z8gCZ7zpsQ
Sports, Sports, and more Sports…
Notre Dame vs. Michigan
What a great game, since it was raining outside most of this weekend I really didn’t have a chance to get out other than to buy groceries and run to the bank. So I spent most of Saturday watching football, and this was a great game. Let me just say Tate Forcier really won that game. Awesome kid, jealous I wasn’t born with skills like that. Let’s hope that he’s still around when he finishes school – I think the Cowboys could really use that kind of talent.
U.S. OPEN 2009
Gotta love that Serena Williams… Did anyone else happen to watch her on-screen meltdown during the last match between her and Kim Clijsters during the U.S. OPEN? Well I did, and let me just say how interesting/entertaining it was. Serena went after the linesman with a profanity laced tirade for a bogus foot fault call, not once, not twice, but three times – keep in mind this was after she had already been assessed a point for racket abuse. I watched the entire match and I can honestly say that Serena did not have a foot fault, even on the replays the commentators agreed that no code violation occurred, not too sure what that lineswoman was thinking when she made that call. I will admit, there is a certain amount of decorum that needs to be maintained on the court and Serena certainly failed to maintain it, but, I mean, can you blame her? Serena may not have lost that match had the lineswoman not called the bogus foot fault; I think she would have, but still, no one knows for sure. I guess Serena was just really channeling her inner John McEnroe that night. I feel for her, but I also feel for Kim Clijsters. This win really has to be bittersweet, I think Kim would have won anyway, but you know she couldn’t enjoy this win to the fullest because it was tainted with such drama. At least Serena did walk over and congratulate her after the meltdown.
Dallas Cowboys!
Let’s hope that the season opener was just a foretaste of what is to come this season. I really do want them to go all the way, I mean, after all they are America’s team, but sometimes I just think that don’t want it bad enough. I’m going to try and stay positive this year and think good thoughts – I might just be surprised.
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
Labor Day Pangs
I had a great Labor Day holiday with the family, but I am glad to be back home, in my own bed and familiar surroundings. This Labor Day was pretty laid back…nothing too extreme. Drove out to the parentals house on Sunday and socialized with the family, then on to my Grandmothers house to help my Dad install a new ceiling fan, and then we finished off the night with some wings. On a humorous note – my father has been working outside with pieces of sheet metal which have cut him numerous times on his hands and arms; where’s the humor in that…right?!? Well it’s the fact that my father had to wear a latex glove on his left hand in order to keep the hot wing sauce out of the cut on his thumb. It was quite humorous, if you were there, it was like I was dining next to a Michael Jackson wing eating fool. It was a lot funnier had you been there like I was. On to Labor Day [Monday] we grilled out hamburgers and hot dogs and visited with family. Knowing that I had to come to work Tuesday I opted to leave early and head back to Dallas. I had to fit in laundry, cleaning, errands and a workout in the few hours I had left. I was very proud of myself for getting everything including a 55 (yes, fifty-five) minute workout in during the short time I had left Monday afternoon. And, let me just say I am paying for that workout today. Yesterday, I could barely climb the stairs or garner the strength to lift my legs over the side of the shower. As soon as my head hit the pillow I was out like a light.Oh and a little gossip for those of you who live near me: the Cityplace Target is currently undergoing a remodel in order to begin selling a full array of groceries. I was speaking with an employee there who was telling me that they were going to be a new ‘hybrid’ concept store which will ultimately wind up somewhere in between a Super Target & an Urban Target Store. I can’t wait, now, my checking account on the other hand…
Thursday, September 3, 2009
Preferred nomenclature...
This is one of my weirder or more quirky posts…but I've promised this post to a couple of peeps at work. F & M – enjoy. Below is a list of my favorite words, their meaning and suggested usage per the “John Johnson Style & Usage Dictionary.” I actually finished it a couple of days ago and never got around to posting it, so today’s your lucky day, two posts in one day. More to come later because my laptop is going dead...enjoy.
Ex Post Facto – Latin which translates literally to “after the fact”
Thanks for telling me I was supposed to turn on that street two blocks ago. You’re a really good navigator…even if your directions are ex post facto.
Űber – a superlative example of its kind or class
Űber seems to be the word de jour, use it freely.
Vitriolic – bitter, scathing, or caustic
Many of my co-workers have such vitriolic personalities…
Misnomer - A name wrongly or unsuitably applied to a person or an object
To say that he’s intelligent is a bit of misnomer.
Naff - unstylish, clichéd, or outmoded
A lot of people in Dallas have a naff fashion sense.
Ad Nauseam - Latin which translates literally to “to the point of disgust”
I wish she would stop talking, we’ve heard about how great she is ad nauseam.
Ex Post Facto – Latin which translates literally to “after the fact”
Thanks for telling me I was supposed to turn on that street two blocks ago. You’re a really good navigator…even if your directions are ex post facto.
Űber – a superlative example of its kind or class
Űber seems to be the word de jour, use it freely.
Vitriolic – bitter, scathing, or caustic
Many of my co-workers have such vitriolic personalities…
Misnomer - A name wrongly or unsuitably applied to a person or an object
To say that he’s intelligent is a bit of misnomer.
Naff - unstylish, clichéd, or outmoded
A lot of people in Dallas have a naff fashion sense.
Ad Nauseam - Latin which translates literally to “to the point of disgust”
I wish she would stop talking, we’ve heard about how great she is ad nauseam.
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
Xenophobe, no – Germaphobe, yes
I don’t know if it’s that I’m getting older, or becoming paranoid from all the media hype with the H1N1, or if I’m just starting to have serious mental issues; but, I’m getting to be a serious germaphobe, or mysophobic to be medically correct. Now I know, everyone should be conscious of germs and take an active role in eliminating them, but it’s getting to the point where it’s starting to affect my life. I mean I have serious issues with sharing anything especially things that come into contact with me and anyone else; phones, door knobs, elevator buttons, public restrooms et al. I try my very best to avoid public restrooms, but, as you know, there are times that you cannot avoid using them. When such occasions arise I find myself doing a very carefully orchestrated routine. I cannot/will not touch any handle in the restroom – I use my foot, and I cannot/will not touch the faucets in the restroom – I get two sets of paper towels prior to hand washing (One to turn on & off the faucet & one to dry my hands) then I get another paper towel to open the door, and never never touch the door handle. At work I think I single handedly keep the Purell Corporation in business via continued overzealous use of their antibacterial product. Even out at restaurants, if I think too much about someone else having the same utensil in their mouth I get really freaked out and can’t continue eating. I always use my napkin to wipe them off, but sometimes my fears get the best of me. When cooking any type of raw meat I refuse to touch it, instead I wear latex gloves when handling it. I use Clorox wipes everyday on my kitchen and bathroom counter. And lastly, I have a problem with washing my hands too many times a day, which paradoxically makes you more prone to infection – go figure. I just don’t know what’s going on here lately, I wasn’t like this when I was little, I could/did share drinks with people. I guess I’ve just become really paranoid with my old age. If this continues I’m going to need professional help or before you know it I’ll be the next Howie Mandell minus that dumb ass facial hair on his bottom lip.
Oh, and eating food that was prepared by someone else, that I don’t know, or haven’t seen their house/kitchen – totally off limits.
Oh, and eating food that was prepared by someone else, that I don’t know, or haven’t seen their house/kitchen – totally off limits.
Sunday, August 30, 2009
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Don't fall for it...
D-I-S-A-P-P-O-I-N-T-E-D
So I love popsicles, my favorite are the plain (Cherry, Orange, and Grape), but at the grocery store this weekend I ran across these new 'slow melt' pops which I just had to have. After I check out, I get them home - somehow they survived the 104 degree drive in the trunk on the way home. I finish putting all of the groceries away that I had purchased and then made a sandwich for my dinner. After dinner I thought to myself...what a wonderful treat one of those new popsicles would be right now. So I go get one and unwrap it. As soon as I put it in my mouth I knew that something wasn't quite right. After a few Google searches I found out that the new 'slow melt' formula is nothing more than an unflavored gelatin product. It was gross, I mean, yes, you occasionally got a burst of flavor, but more so than not, you tasted what I would describe as unflavored Jell-O with just a hint of flavor. It's almost like the popsicle was made in layers; one layer of fruit juice, one layer of unflavored gelatin, one layer of fruit juice, one layer of unflavored gelatin, one layer of fruit juice, one layer of unflavored gelatin, and so on... Anyway, I just wanted to tell everyone “don’t do it” go with the regular, delicious fast melting, mess causing, clothes staining popsicles, that we all know and love.
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Couple of things...
Okay, just a couple of things really quick. It's late and tomorrow is a Council day so I need to get to bed.
First, I got a new cell phone - finally! I was so ready to send the Curve to the curb. I just got the new BlackBerry Tour, and might I just add it's awesome. I'm so glad I waited to upgrade. Okay, so I just had to get that off my chest. I love it!
Second, Bill O'Riley is a douche.
Third, I'm so sad that I missed/was unaware that Christopher Cross and a handful of other 80's legends were performing at the Myerson. From what I hear/read it was a great show, the only thing that would have made them better would have been that I was present.
Fourth, my friend who recently made a career change from commercial real estate to teaching (behavioral adjustment children none the less) has asked me to come and speak to her Student Council students, any topic, my choice. So I pose that question you, what should I speak on? I've got a couple ideas, but I really want to pick a good/interesting subject. Help me out 'guys.'
Fifth, I seriously think that Intervention has got to be one of the most disturbing shows on TV. I mean I'm glad they're getting help and have family that cares, but damn, some of the stuff they show.
Last,
I'm so ready for Fall and the holidays that follow. Bring on the food!
First, I got a new cell phone - finally! I was so ready to send the Curve to the curb. I just got the new BlackBerry Tour, and might I just add it's awesome. I'm so glad I waited to upgrade. Okay, so I just had to get that off my chest. I love it!
Second, Bill O'Riley is a douche.
Third, I'm so sad that I missed/was unaware that Christopher Cross and a handful of other 80's legends were performing at the Myerson. From what I hear/read it was a great show, the only thing that would have made them better would have been that I was present.
Fourth, my friend who recently made a career change from commercial real estate to teaching (behavioral adjustment children none the less) has asked me to come and speak to her Student Council students, any topic, my choice. So I pose that question you, what should I speak on? I've got a couple ideas, but I really want to pick a good/interesting subject. Help me out 'guys.'
Fifth, I seriously think that Intervention has got to be one of the most disturbing shows on TV. I mean I'm glad they're getting help and have family that cares, but damn, some of the stuff they show.
Last,
I'm so ready for Fall and the holidays that follow. Bring on the food!
Saturday, August 22, 2009
Getting old sucks...
This time of year proves to be very exciting for high school students all over the world who are fortunate enough to be attending college. I can still remember exactly what it felt like the very first day I walked into class at A&M-C. It’s a fusion of feelings like thrill, anxiety, false-maturity and excitement all rolled into one. I’m actually a little bit jealous of all these students that are heading off to college. I truly miss being in college…I know, I know, most people reading this are like “what is wrong with you?” but I loved college; it was such an exciting experience and one I would love to do again. I can just image the eye rolls that this blog posting is causing my sister to have as she reads this post. There is so much that I miss; I miss the opportunity to get to know individuals from different cultures and walks of life, I miss the way the buildings/hallways smell, I miss having no other responsibility other than to learn, I miss having epiphanies about the way things actually are, versus the way I perceived them to be, oh and I miss having carte blanche with my parent’s credit card.
Now, that’s not to say that I wouldn’t do a few things differently.
First, I would have attended a different university (for both my BA & MSM) and majored in a different discipline. While I loved A&M-C, and I think I was born to be a business major, I would have liked to have gone off to college instead of staying close to home. Somewhere like Columbia – because I (HEART) NY and the university’s stellar reputation speaks for itself, or maybe the University of Colorado @ Boulder – quite simply the location, and/or the aesthetics of your surroundings would be worth it alone, and did I mention it sits at the foot of the Rocky Mountains? I mean, what could be more thought provoking and encouraging than snowy mountains in the winter and beautiful, tepid summer days? Or, maybe even The American University in Rome, though I’m thinking that would have taken some serious pep talking to my parents… Also, I think I would have either studied psychology and counseling with the goal of becoming a therapist, or continued on with my first discipline choice - culinary art.
Second, I might have reduced the time I spent partying [read drinking] by 5%, and increased the time I spent studying and applying myself by 5% - though not a point more. Partying is a part of college, I’m realist people, you should know this by now.
Lastly, I think I would have gone to more sporting & social events at the school. I am pained/ashamed to say that over the course of 5 years and two degrees, I did not attend one football game; but, what I missed out on in sporting events, I well made up for it in partying at the Sigma Chi party barn.
In all honesty, to fully appreciate and enjoy your alma mater you have partake in everything it offers. College is such a wonderful and enlightening time for young adults. I just hope I’m around long enough to help my kids, and my two nieces and four nephews pick colleges and shop for dorm room supplies! The possibility that lies before them just blows my mind. I hope they enjoy it while they can, because, before they know it, they’ll have graduated and be in the ‘real world,’ which isn’t nearly as fun.
Now, that’s not to say that I wouldn’t do a few things differently.
First, I would have attended a different university (for both my BA & MSM) and majored in a different discipline. While I loved A&M-C, and I think I was born to be a business major, I would have liked to have gone off to college instead of staying close to home. Somewhere like Columbia – because I (HEART) NY and the university’s stellar reputation speaks for itself, or maybe the University of Colorado @ Boulder – quite simply the location, and/or the aesthetics of your surroundings would be worth it alone, and did I mention it sits at the foot of the Rocky Mountains? I mean, what could be more thought provoking and encouraging than snowy mountains in the winter and beautiful, tepid summer days? Or, maybe even The American University in Rome, though I’m thinking that would have taken some serious pep talking to my parents… Also, I think I would have either studied psychology and counseling with the goal of becoming a therapist, or continued on with my first discipline choice - culinary art.
Second, I might have reduced the time I spent partying [read drinking] by 5%, and increased the time I spent studying and applying myself by 5% - though not a point more. Partying is a part of college, I’m realist people, you should know this by now.
Lastly, I think I would have gone to more sporting & social events at the school. I am pained/ashamed to say that over the course of 5 years and two degrees, I did not attend one football game; but, what I missed out on in sporting events, I well made up for it in partying at the Sigma Chi party barn.
In all honesty, to fully appreciate and enjoy your alma mater you have partake in everything it offers. College is such a wonderful and enlightening time for young adults. I just hope I’m around long enough to help my kids, and my two nieces and four nephews pick colleges and shop for dorm room supplies! The possibility that lies before them just blows my mind. I hope they enjoy it while they can, because, before they know it, they’ll have graduated and be in the ‘real world,’ which isn’t nearly as fun.
Sunday, August 16, 2009
Dinner sans Louie’s, Road rage, Mi Cocina, Adam, et al
So I didn’t go home this weekend (gasp), you can close your jaw now. I know, I always go home, every Sunday, but not this Sunday. This weekend my Mother wasn’t going to be home and so I opted to say home, go to church, run some errands and get a few things around the house done. Saturday afternoon my Aunt and Grandmother came over to my apartment and met me for lunch and some shopping. We had planned our meeting around having dinner at Louie’s. My Aunt has been dying to eat there since she saw and episode of Diners, Drives & Dives which portrayed Louie’s. Let me just say, Louie’s food is pretty good, but their rude ass service staff really steals the show when compared to the food. Telly and I recently ate at Louie’s and while the food was good, the service was ‘nothing to write home about.’ Needless to say my Aunt and Grandmother weren’t able to dine at Louie’s because the dumb ass wait staff couldn’t get their act together long enough to agree on the time they opened. First it was 4:00 then 4:30 and then via phone they reveal it’s actually 5:30. Well you know what…F Louie’s, and the delicious pizza they rode in on. To make a long story short (too late) we ended up at Fireside Pies which is also delicious.
Saturday night B and I went eat and then to the Magnolia to see Adam. On the way from B’s apartment to Mi Cocina this total douche bag honked at me and then swerved around me and “tried” to pass, however, I was one step ahead and floored the car causing him to drive parallel to me in the wrong lane with oncoming traffic approaching. Apparently, I didn’t turn fast enough for his liking, but excuse me, when there are cars coming from both directions it makes it quite difficult to do so. Anyway, B wasn’t happy that I was driving like a total maniac and had this total psycho look in my eye, somewhere between a phone wielding Russell Crowe and an umbrella swinging pre-conservatorship Britney Spears. I finally calmed down after I got the chance return the favor and ride his bumper and shout and honk, anyway we made it to Mi Cocina where I almost busted my ass tripping on the ledge to the patio in front of a huge table of people. While I did hurt my toes, I think my pride was hurt most of all. We made it over to see Adam after dinner, B walked and I limped. Adam was awesome – you should go see it.
Sunday B and I went to church and lunch, and then I ran some errands around town and cleaned the house. Now, I’m just sitting here watching Family Guy – laughing my ass off. Hope everyone had a nice weekend…
Saturday night B and I went eat and then to the Magnolia to see Adam. On the way from B’s apartment to Mi Cocina this total douche bag honked at me and then swerved around me and “tried” to pass, however, I was one step ahead and floored the car causing him to drive parallel to me in the wrong lane with oncoming traffic approaching. Apparently, I didn’t turn fast enough for his liking, but excuse me, when there are cars coming from both directions it makes it quite difficult to do so. Anyway, B wasn’t happy that I was driving like a total maniac and had this total psycho look in my eye, somewhere between a phone wielding Russell Crowe and an umbrella swinging pre-conservatorship Britney Spears. I finally calmed down after I got the chance return the favor and ride his bumper and shout and honk, anyway we made it to Mi Cocina where I almost busted my ass tripping on the ledge to the patio in front of a huge table of people. While I did hurt my toes, I think my pride was hurt most of all. We made it over to see Adam after dinner, B walked and I limped. Adam was awesome – you should go see it.
Sunday B and I went to church and lunch, and then I ran some errands around town and cleaned the house. Now, I’m just sitting here watching Family Guy – laughing my ass off. Hope everyone had a nice weekend…
Monday, August 10, 2009
Summer under the stars…
Saturday, August 8, 2009
Better late than never...
I know I'm only a month late getting them uploaded and published, but I got them up none the less. The pictures below are from my most recent vacation: New York City, Nashville, and Memphis. Sorry for the quality of some shots, my digital camera crapped out on me so I was reduced to using my BlackBerry as a camera.
Enjoy!
1 - The Manhattan Federal Building, NY - 2009
2 Lady Liberty, NY-2009
3 New York Nights, NY-2009
4 Times Square, NY-2009
5 My Mother & I @ Intrepid Sea, Air & Space Museum
(Behind us is the Concorde)
6 The Grand Ole' Opry Welcome Wagon, TN-2009
7 Aaron Tippin, Grand Ole' Opry, TN 2009
8 Elvis Presley's Tacky Ass Living Room, Graceland-2009
9 Elvis Presley's Basement, Graceland-2009
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Castaway – Dallasite Style
So I’m on a desert island, what things must I have in my possession or at my disposal? Check it out for yourself below. Also, while these are the top six things I couldn’t be without in life, the unabridged list actually entails about 4,890,885,412 items…
ChapStick – anyone who knows me knows just what an addiction to this heavenly substance I have. Crack heads have crack, I have: L'Occitane, Burt’s Bee’s, Khiels, Carmex, and ChapStick (in that order). Just to solidify my habitual and maddening use of this substance, when I moved from Plano to Uptown I found seventeen (17), yes 17, various tubes of lip balm throughout a 900 square foot apartment.
Credit/Check Card - I know what you are saying, why do you need a credit card on a desert island? You don’t; but, in reality I could never be without this modern day staple. It must be something to do with my generation, because most of my friends are like me, they never carry cash. I actually have a backup card – just in case my Checkcard were to be rendered useless – a big thanks to my personal banker, thanks for the VIP treatment Juana!
Pickles - as mentioned in a previous post I eat about 2.5 to 3 jars of pickles a week.
My Cell Phone – and, not just any cell phone, my BlackBerry complete with e-mail and browser access. I don’t think that there would be any reception on said remote island, but I get serious anxiety if my cell phone isn’t within line of sight at all times. I equate loosing this device to loosing an appendage.
DVR - again not a big chance that I’m going to have satellite reception on a desert island, but this one device, single-handedly transformed my life. When I was in the 11th grade I got a Tivo receiver and haven’t looked back. Now I use a DVR to record 4 shows at one time.
Google Search – on an average day I probably visit Google about 35-40 times. (But of course, only for work related purposes during working hours.)
ChapStick – anyone who knows me knows just what an addiction to this heavenly substance I have. Crack heads have crack, I have: L'Occitane, Burt’s Bee’s, Khiels, Carmex, and ChapStick (in that order). Just to solidify my habitual and maddening use of this substance, when I moved from Plano to Uptown I found seventeen (17), yes 17, various tubes of lip balm throughout a 900 square foot apartment.
Credit/Check Card - I know what you are saying, why do you need a credit card on a desert island? You don’t; but, in reality I could never be without this modern day staple. It must be something to do with my generation, because most of my friends are like me, they never carry cash. I actually have a backup card – just in case my Checkcard were to be rendered useless – a big thanks to my personal banker, thanks for the VIP treatment Juana!
Pickles - as mentioned in a previous post I eat about 2.5 to 3 jars of pickles a week.
My Cell Phone – and, not just any cell phone, my BlackBerry complete with e-mail and browser access. I don’t think that there would be any reception on said remote island, but I get serious anxiety if my cell phone isn’t within line of sight at all times. I equate loosing this device to loosing an appendage.
DVR - again not a big chance that I’m going to have satellite reception on a desert island, but this one device, single-handedly transformed my life. When I was in the 11th grade I got a Tivo receiver and haven’t looked back. Now I use a DVR to record 4 shows at one time.
Google Search – on an average day I probably visit Google about 35-40 times. (But of course, only for work related purposes during working hours.)
Tuesday, August 4, 2009
ADAM
I cannot wait to see the movie Adam. It looks so out of the ordinary, and as one critic wrote “produces entirely unexpected results.” Now, I know what most of you are thinking…the last movie I couldn’t wait to see was Brüno, and as we all know…it sucked, royally. I’m still haunted by nightmares of all the crazy scenes in that movie; but, this movie is going to be different, I just know it. For starters it about a real disorder that many people have [aspergers syndrome], second, it won the Alfred P. Sloan Award at the Sundance Film Festival, and third, it has Hugh Dancy in it who is a terrific actor – in my humble opinion.
One problem, the movie isn’t set for national release since it’s an independent film. Adam was set to be released on August 6th in select cities so I haven’t been able to find it showing in any red states…until now! The Angelika Theater in Plano is showing Adam starting August 14 – mark your calendars people.
Check out the trailer and let me know what you think?!?!
One problem, the movie isn’t set for national release since it’s an independent film. Adam was set to be released on August 6th in select cities so I haven’t been able to find it showing in any red states…until now! The Angelika Theater in Plano is showing Adam starting August 14 – mark your calendars people.
Check out the trailer and let me know what you think?!?!
Sunday, July 26, 2009
Music Mania
So I’ve been posting a lot of lists here lately, and today’s post, well, it’s a list too. Ha Ha Ha. I was cleaning up the apartment today before heading to Plano for a haircut, and thought a little music would make this menial chore so much more bearable. Instead of choosing a radio station known for playing the same crap/music de jour over and over, I opted for a vintage CD; I wanted to find a multi-platinum record selling, über talented artist, a real entertainer. So I dug the old-school CD case out from the bottom of the armoire, and it made me realize how much I missed music, as it use to be. I liked buying CDs and singles…now it’s all iTunes and mp3’s. Anyway, I selected Alanis Morissette – Jagged Little Pill. It completely transported me back to the 6th grade, I remember my aunt taking me to Hastings Books & Music to buy it. It was just as good as I remember it. Without further adieu, the 10 greatest CDs I’ve ever owned, which I still listen to.
Ronnie Millsap – 40 # 1’s
Elton John – The Hits (Boxed Set)
Alanis Morissette – Jagged Little Pill
Erasure – The first 20 hits
Gavin DeGraw – Chariot
Michael Jackson – HIStory
Creedence Clearwater Revival – Green River
Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers – Into the Great Wide Open
Prince – The Hits
Yaz – Upstairs at Erics
And Honorable Mention’s are below:
Eric Clapton – Slowhand
Depeche Mode – Greatest Hits
The Eagles – The Eagles
Eurythmics – Touch
Bob Dylan – Selfportrait
Ronnie Millsap – 40 # 1’s
Elton John – The Hits (Boxed Set)
Alanis Morissette – Jagged Little Pill
Erasure – The first 20 hits
Gavin DeGraw – Chariot
Michael Jackson – HIStory
Creedence Clearwater Revival – Green River
Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers – Into the Great Wide Open
Prince – The Hits
Yaz – Upstairs at Erics
And Honorable Mention’s are below:
Eric Clapton – Slowhand
Depeche Mode – Greatest Hits
The Eagles – The Eagles
Eurythmics – Touch
Bob Dylan – Selfportrait
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Talking the talk, but not walking the walk
Okay, so I finished watching President Obama’s press conference related to Healthcare. I’m sorry, but is it just me, or does Obama appear to be losing his touch? This reminds me of something my Mother use to always say to me “don’t bite off more than you can chew” and at this point it appears that President Obama is talking with his mouth full. He did a terrible job [In my opinion] fielding questions from reporters. My favorite point of the evening was when a White House correspondent reporter asked if, as a sign of good faith, would Congress along with the President be willing to be covered by the soon to be created universal health plan? Surprise, Surprise, Mr. Obama did his usually song & dance and yet again totally avoided the question. As a registered independent, I want to give President Obama a chance to regulate on America and the plethora of things currently going wrong in/with it, but it just seems I’m only hearing him make speech after speech and joke after joke – yet actually do nothing but spend money. And why won’t he allow the guest list of visitors to the White House to be released, could it be that he is on their payroll just like every other previous President?
Hillary was robbed - oh, I'm sorry, did I say that out loud?
Hillary was robbed - oh, I'm sorry, did I say that out loud?
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Dancing in the dark, walking through the park, and reminiscing…
In my 25 years on this Earth I have been able to experience some wonderful things, and some not-so wonderful things. Of course I miss certain people/animals who are no longer living, like my two grandfathers and one of my grandmothers, my old cat Kit, and old friends who are no longer with us. But in the realm of tangible items here are 5 things I miss in life, in no particular order:
1 - Crystal Clear Pepsi
I actually loathe the taste of Pepsi, but how cool was Crystal Clear Pepsi. As I sit and type this, it doesn’t seem nearly as impressive as it did when I was say 11.
2 – The Concorde
Life without supersonic commercial air transportation just doesn’t seem like it’s worth living. Probably the greatest commercial jet liner ever built – and no longer in flight. My Mother and I recently toured ‘le Concorde’ while in NYC. Awesome plane.
3 – Gumby
When I was little I use to watch this show all the time, well this and Inspector Gadget which I also love. Gumby was so nice, and had a sidekick, his horse named Pokey. I even remember his dog, Nopey. Does anyone know why his name is Nopey?
4 – 80’s movies
Movies today just don’t seem as good as the movies of the 80’s. Movies like: The Breakfast Club, The Goonies, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, Sixteen Candles, Jaws, Weekend at Bernie’s, The Lost Boys, and ET, I mean this list could just go on and on. I honestly hate to say this because I want my generation to be better at something, but movies today are just missing so much in comparison. We get stuck with dumb ass shit like Saw I-LXXII, Gigli, American Pie, Old School, etc. Now this isn’t to say that there aren’t good movies out today, it just appears to be quantity over quality since about 1995 – present.
5 – The Mercedes-Benz body style circa 1990
This car still looks bad to the bone. This is probably my favorite overall design of the über pimptastic Mercedes-Benz line. It just screams don’t mess with me - I’m with the mafia. Just for kicks, my favorite car produced by MB is the shockingly expensive S55 AMG.
1 - Crystal Clear Pepsi
I actually loathe the taste of Pepsi, but how cool was Crystal Clear Pepsi. As I sit and type this, it doesn’t seem nearly as impressive as it did when I was say 11.
2 – The Concorde
Life without supersonic commercial air transportation just doesn’t seem like it’s worth living. Probably the greatest commercial jet liner ever built – and no longer in flight. My Mother and I recently toured ‘le Concorde’ while in NYC. Awesome plane.
3 – Gumby
When I was little I use to watch this show all the time, well this and Inspector Gadget which I also love. Gumby was so nice, and had a sidekick, his horse named Pokey. I even remember his dog, Nopey. Does anyone know why his name is Nopey?
4 – 80’s movies
Movies today just don’t seem as good as the movies of the 80’s. Movies like: The Breakfast Club, The Goonies, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, Sixteen Candles, Jaws, Weekend at Bernie’s, The Lost Boys, and ET, I mean this list could just go on and on. I honestly hate to say this because I want my generation to be better at something, but movies today are just missing so much in comparison. We get stuck with dumb ass shit like Saw I-LXXII, Gigli, American Pie, Old School, etc. Now this isn’t to say that there aren’t good movies out today, it just appears to be quantity over quality since about 1995 – present.
5 – The Mercedes-Benz body style circa 1990
This car still looks bad to the bone. This is probably my favorite overall design of the über pimptastic Mercedes-Benz line. It just screams don’t mess with me - I’m with the mafia. Just for kicks, my favorite car produced by MB is the shockingly expensive S55 AMG.
Friday, July 17, 2009
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
HOLY CRAP BATMAN!
I’ve got to get one of these, well actually, I’ve got to buy my townhouse first then I’ve got to get one of these. Check it out. It’s a new kitchen faucet from Delta that is activated by touch! How many times have I had raw chicken or beef, or egg, or some equally nasty concoction on my hands a need to wash them, only I can’t because I don’t want to touch the knob to turn the water on? I mean seriously who wouldn’t want one of these! The convenience!
The price you ask, not too bad. $346.99, which when you think about it, if you get a nice faucet made by Kholer or Delta you’re going to spend at least a couple hundred… As far as I am concerned, it’s worth $999.99.
The price you ask, not too bad. $346.99, which when you think about it, if you get a nice faucet made by Kholer or Delta you’re going to spend at least a couple hundred… As far as I am concerned, it’s worth $999.99.
Today’s Topic: Sonia Sotomayor’s Judicial Nomination Hearing
Disclaimer: As this is my blog, the following are my opinions. You don’t have to agree with them, but if you’re reading them, it’s by your own accord. So save the rude comments about how I am wrong or that you don’t agree with what I say. This is one of my more controversial blog postings, so consider yourself forewarned.
Sonia Sotomayor’s Appointment Hearing:
Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you should be aware that there is an opening on the United States Supreme Court. The vacancy is a result of Justice David Souter’s resignation in May. President Barack Obama has nominated Sonia Sotomayor as the person he would like to see on the bench. As far as Sonia Sotomayor is concerned, I am both her biggest fan and her biggest critic.
Starting with the positive…
I think there’s definitely a need for another woman on the Supreme Court bench, Ruth Bader Ginsburg needs some company since Sandra Day O’Connor left. Sotomayor is a Latina, in fact she would be the first Latina ever appointed to that position; and, after all, Hispanics are [rapidly] becoming a large portion of the population of the United States, it seems only fair that they get representation on the nation’s highest court as well. Sotomayor grew up in a housing project in the Bronx, so she obviously had the drive and the motivation to better herself – I really like that about her. Princeton & Yale graduate, enough said.
And the negative…
Let’s start with one of the most widely publicized issues with Sotomayor, the “wise Latina” comment. Sotomayor made a comment to the effect of “I would hope that a “wise Latina” would make better decisions than a white man.” Not sure about you, but as a white man, it offended me. Had the same comment been made by a white man singling out another ethnicity…trust me, it would have been a full on media firestorm, complete with Al Sharpton and a ‘full court press.’ One word of advice, if appointed, she needs to choose her words more wisely. This is something that I struggle with daily. Second, her view, or lack there of, regarding her outlook on abortion. During the most recent hearing she refused to answer a question relating to abortion rights; instead citing that she “would need to examine the particular state involved laws as they relate to abortion.” That’s not an answer. If you weren’t able to deduce this already, I don’t believe in abortion, except if the mothers life was in danger. Just because you weren’t smart enough or couldn’t be bothered in the ‘heat of the moment’ to take certain precautions is not the fault of the baby. It’s so interesting in this country, fetal heartbeats can be recorded at 14 days post-conception, and brainwaves can be recorded at 39 days post-conception; however, we define death as the absence of those, yet we refuse to define life as the presence of those…go figure. Sotomayor needs to be truthful and explain her views on this topic and then if appointed – stick to them. Lastly, one of my biggest concerns with Sotomayor is that she flat our refused to answer a question relating to her stance on an individuals 2nd Amendment right to bear arms. There are currently cases in the pipeline that relate not to the Federal Governments right to restrict handguns, but the state legislatures ability to do so. That scares me! I mean this country was built on an individual’s right to bear arms, and to have that right taken away terrifies me. I personally don’t know whether or not Sotomayor should be confirmed or not. I don’t know. I pose that question to you.
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Oh, and Jon Gosselin – grow up. Ed Hardy...you aren’t 15 years old, quit wasting your money on tacky ass clothes and take care of your 8 freaking kids!
Sonia Sotomayor’s Appointment Hearing:
Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you should be aware that there is an opening on the United States Supreme Court. The vacancy is a result of Justice David Souter’s resignation in May. President Barack Obama has nominated Sonia Sotomayor as the person he would like to see on the bench. As far as Sonia Sotomayor is concerned, I am both her biggest fan and her biggest critic.
Starting with the positive…
I think there’s definitely a need for another woman on the Supreme Court bench, Ruth Bader Ginsburg needs some company since Sandra Day O’Connor left. Sotomayor is a Latina, in fact she would be the first Latina ever appointed to that position; and, after all, Hispanics are [rapidly] becoming a large portion of the population of the United States, it seems only fair that they get representation on the nation’s highest court as well. Sotomayor grew up in a housing project in the Bronx, so she obviously had the drive and the motivation to better herself – I really like that about her. Princeton & Yale graduate, enough said.
And the negative…
Let’s start with one of the most widely publicized issues with Sotomayor, the “wise Latina” comment. Sotomayor made a comment to the effect of “I would hope that a “wise Latina” would make better decisions than a white man.” Not sure about you, but as a white man, it offended me. Had the same comment been made by a white man singling out another ethnicity…trust me, it would have been a full on media firestorm, complete with Al Sharpton and a ‘full court press.’ One word of advice, if appointed, she needs to choose her words more wisely. This is something that I struggle with daily. Second, her view, or lack there of, regarding her outlook on abortion. During the most recent hearing she refused to answer a question relating to abortion rights; instead citing that she “would need to examine the particular state involved laws as they relate to abortion.” That’s not an answer. If you weren’t able to deduce this already, I don’t believe in abortion, except if the mothers life was in danger. Just because you weren’t smart enough or couldn’t be bothered in the ‘heat of the moment’ to take certain precautions is not the fault of the baby. It’s so interesting in this country, fetal heartbeats can be recorded at 14 days post-conception, and brainwaves can be recorded at 39 days post-conception; however, we define death as the absence of those, yet we refuse to define life as the presence of those…go figure. Sotomayor needs to be truthful and explain her views on this topic and then if appointed – stick to them. Lastly, one of my biggest concerns with Sotomayor is that she flat our refused to answer a question relating to her stance on an individuals 2nd Amendment right to bear arms. There are currently cases in the pipeline that relate not to the Federal Governments right to restrict handguns, but the state legislatures ability to do so. That scares me! I mean this country was built on an individual’s right to bear arms, and to have that right taken away terrifies me. I personally don’t know whether or not Sotomayor should be confirmed or not. I don’t know. I pose that question to you.
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Oh, and Jon Gosselin – grow up. Ed Hardy...you aren’t 15 years old, quit wasting your money on tacky ass clothes and take care of your 8 freaking kids!
Friday, July 10, 2009
Thursday, July 9, 2009
Vassssup.
Okay, I’ll be the first to admit, I don’t really care too much about what other people think about me. I do, say, and wear what I want, when I want. Now let me say this, I do consciously think about how my actions or words will affect others. Take for instance, I would care if people thought I were dishonest, disrespectful, or a liar. With that being said, I want to see Bruno. No I’m dying to see Bruno. I know, I know, it’s a stupid show and something that a pimply face kid in say 10th grade would be dying to see…but so am I. And (I know you shouldn’t start a sentence with and, but...) I don’t care what anyone thinks, I am going to see it. It looks so freaking funny, and I desperately need a mindless movie that I can just watch and laugh without having to follow a complex or deranged plot.
Just saw on Channel 8 News this new sunscreen in pill form. Well damn, there goes one more idea I had that I should have patented. Oh well.
Just saw on Channel 8 News this new sunscreen in pill form. Well damn, there goes one more idea I had that I should have patented. Oh well.
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
"Can I get that supersized?"
This dieting business is killing me. I started a diet when I got back from vacation. I haven’t been on it very long, but I’ve done well so far. It’s nothing but diet bread and smoked turkey for lunch with a sensible dinner. For breakfast today I had a piece of diet toast and a hard-boiled egg. Haute cuisine by no means, but a necessary sacrifice for the slimmer good…
I’ve never been any good at dieting as my willpower quickly evaporates when any sort of peer pressure regarding lunch/eating is present. “We’re having Pei Wei for lunch, are you sure you don’t want to come eat with us?” or “Come on, you can eat your lunch from home tomorrow, come have El Fenix with us today.” No matter what, my weight has gotten out of hand. When it comes to food, I always fall for the 'low hanging fruit, no pun intended – and I have no one to blame except myself, and possibly my Mother since she cooks a massive meal every Sunday, but that’s up for debate. I mean, I’m by no means the next Carney Wilson, but I am on my way to a Matthew Perry’esque figure post Friends if I don’t whip it in to shape now; and, we can’t have that, now can we?
I’ve never been any good at dieting as my willpower quickly evaporates when any sort of peer pressure regarding lunch/eating is present. “We’re having Pei Wei for lunch, are you sure you don’t want to come eat with us?” or “Come on, you can eat your lunch from home tomorrow, come have El Fenix with us today.” No matter what, my weight has gotten out of hand. When it comes to food, I always fall for the 'low hanging fruit, no pun intended – and I have no one to blame except myself, and possibly my Mother since she cooks a massive meal every Sunday, but that’s up for debate. I mean, I’m by no means the next Carney Wilson, but I am on my way to a Matthew Perry’esque figure post Friends if I don’t whip it in to shape now; and, we can’t have that, now can we?
Sunday, July 5, 2009
Stars & Stripes
Working my way through the labyrinth of photographs from NYC, Nashville, and Memphis is going to take some time. In the meantime, enjoy these haphazard shots from my parents annual 4th of July blowout. Happy Independence Day!!!
My Brother-in-law, sister, neice & nephews.
Me & The Sista's
Bonnie & Clyde, circa 2009
Greg
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