Listen up, Rick Perry!

Rick Perry! Stop wasting Texas tax payer money! You are so out of touch! You're not going to win, you're hemorrhaging money and you're disgracing all Texans.  I am tired of paying for you to galavant around the United States "playing" the role of presidential candidate.  You've become the laughing stock of the nation, if not the continent or world.  You need to get a grip, get a life, and get a new job - in that order, tout de suite.  What.A.Douchebag.